Wednesday, May 12

Incomin' Mail - Dog for Sale!

Whether you already own a dog or not, you gotta appreciate the efforts made by this owner to sell her dog! Go on to read her sales pitch below! 

Dog For Sale :
Actually, free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'
 
"Our first ideas of life are generally taken from fiction rather than fact." 
- Arthur Schopenhauer
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